Forget the Karma Sutra… just do these!
Come on dude… are you seriously still boning chicks in the missionary position?
Wow, that just sucks.
Really it does.
You’re missing out on so much by not exploring the best sex positions… it’s just crazy.
Did you know that you’ll not only last longer in the sack which makes you look like a stud and prolongs the pleasure, but you’ll also give the girl mind blowing… toe curling, back scratching orgasms that will keep you on her mind for months to come.
Women LOVE a guy who knows his way around the bedroom.
So it’s only logical that you learn a few tricks of the trade which will keep them coming back for more right?
Right then… enough with the chit chat, let’s get on with the best sex positions for pleasure, orgasms, prolonged enjaculation and pronstar style lovin.
Quick Note: If you’re serious about becoming a sex god in bed, then do yourself a HUGE favour and watch this video.
Sex position 1: The squat
This one is great for getting deep into her vagina and you can both take turns, she can either ride you and bounce or you can just pound her. You should try different speeds also to spice it up a bit.
The Squat Position
How to do it:
1. Start by laying on your back and ask the girl to straddle you.
2. Tuck her feet behind the back of your thighs, so you have a good grip.
3. Take your hands and place them on her hips.
4. Find the sweet spot where your pelvis meets her butt and pound her like a naughty girl.
Sex position 2: Standing up
You’ll have to have some decent upper arm strength to pull this position off for any good length of time, but when you do it’s f**king awesome! You’ll get VERY deep in her pussy and the speed is all up to you, so she’s under your control.
Quick tip: You can rest her back against the wall to get a little more purchase and also give your arms a rest.
Standing up position.
How to do it:
1. Ask her to jump you whilst standing up and immediately wrap her legs around your waist and put her arms around your neck.
2. You then need to put your arms underneath her legs and place each hand on her butt cheeks.
3. Then ask her to take one hand and guide your penis into her vagina (because you will have your hands full). Proceed to pound.
WARNING: If you are small down there, then you shouldn’t try this position. Here’s how to fuck with a small dick if that’s a problem for you.
Sex position 3: Spooning
We all like a good spooning, but forget the cuddling part for now because using spooning as a sex position is fantastic. You won’t get very deep inside her, but you will be hitting her g-spot which will feel awesome for her. You can also easily try at this point too if she’s into it.
Spooning position.
How to do it:
1. Both lay down next to each other and choose a side to spoon.
2. Take her leg (the one that’s not on the bed) and bend it at the knee towards her.
3. Position her butt towards you and insert your penis, the go hell for leather on that booty
Sex position 4: Slow climb
This is a great position for hitting her g-spot and giving her an orgasm very quickly. The reason it’s called the slow climb is because the higher you move her but upwards, the deeper you will drill your penis and eventually give her an orgasm.
Slow climb position.
How to do it:
1. Tell her to lie on her back.
2. Kneel down as if you were assuming the missionary position.
3. Take her legs and lift them up so either foot is resting on both of your shoulders
4. Penetrate her vagina and slowly pick up speed. Grab a pillow and place it beneath the small of her back so he butt is pushed up and you’re now penetrating at an angle… but directly hitting the g-spot.
Sex position 5: Seated Scissors
This can be an awkward one, so make sure you both pretty flexible. If you are, then it’s going to feel amazing for both of you. It’s also a position that she has the most control over, so grinding on you will feel the best.
Seated scissors positon.
How to do it:
1. Lay on your back and ask her to sit on top of you (facing away from you).
2. Get her to position herself so that she has one of your legs going through both of hers, straddling one leg almost.
3. Tell her to grind your cock.
Sex position 6: Lazy doggy
If you’re aggressive in the bedroom and absolutely adore pounding women, with absolute control on your part then this is the best sex position for you. Not only will you be hitting the g-spot and getting REALLY deep, but you can both grind and pound for maximum pleasure.
Lazy doggy position.
How to do it:
1. Get her to lay down on her belly.
2. Place a pillow underneath her stomach so that the butt is propped up.
3. Get on top of her (without laying on her) and begin penetrating her vagina.
4. Use your body weight to get very deep and play around with the pressure/speeds.
Sex position 7: Lap dance
A very sexy position that women will get very turned on by. It’s great for deep penetration and looks incredible if the girl has an amazing ass.
Lap dance position.
How to do it:
1. Lay down on the bed with a few pillows behind your head.
2. Ask her to straddle you at the hips with her ass facing you.
3. Get her to grind you in a very slow and seductive way, so that she replicates a lapdance.
Sex position 8: Giddy up
Great if the girl has decent lower and upper body strength in her arms, abs and legs. If she doesn’t then this will last for a short while. It’s great for deep penetration also.
Giddy up position.
How to do it:
1. Lay down on the bed and ask the girl to climb on top of you.
2. Get her to do a crab like structure over you with her hands either side of you (shoulder width apart) legs either side of you near your knees and butt directly on your pelvis.
3. She can either take control and bounce/grind on your cock or you can hold her butt at a certain height and pound away.
Sex position 9: Criss cross
An adventurous take on the ever predictable missionary position, this little beauty feels really intimate as you’re very close and locked in. Not great for penetration, but still feels very good when done correctly.
Criss cross position.
How to do it:
1. Get the girl to lay on her back.
2. Assume the normal missionary position, but instead of putting both legs in between hers, only place the one, so you’re criss crossing on top of her.
3. You can either grind (which is recommended) or you can pound her.
Sex position 10: The butterfly
For all the aspiring pornstars out there, this position is one that will make you feel like one. It not only looks the part, but it also feels awesome, you can control the speed and how far you’re inside her.
The butterfly position.
How to do it:
1. Lay her down on the bed, with her butt just hanging off the side/edge of the bed.
2. Take one of her legs and place it over your shoulder.
3. Take the other leg and hold it with your hand, just above your waist. Use the lower leg to get a good grip on the position
4. Insert your plonker and proceed to pound away.
Final thoughts on the best sex positions
Forget the Karma Sutra, all you need is a handful of these sex positions to get the most out of sex. If you can master a few of them, you’ll be having incredible sex with every girl you pull.
Practice will get you everywhere, but experimenting will keep things interesting so don’t be afraid to adapt these moves and make your own up.
….And remember, watch this video and get better in bed. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
squat, butterfly and spooning have made my day, we have tried and she yarns for more
I love a missionary position
lazy doggie is dope and i also like criscros lazy walk manuver
That was a very helpful article indeed!
To add my bit, the top 3 of the most liked & voted sex positions are:
1 Missionary position
2. Reverse Cowgirl
3. Doggie style
But I feel you should decide your suitable positions according to your comfort level. Not all woman are the same and so not all of them would enjoy or even perform all the position, depending on their weight and body flexibility!
So experiment with few opf them and look what suits you the best!
All the best! have a gr8 time. :)
Emma
I agree with you. Swt love lies in those three!
The kama sutra always seemed somewhat inane and straight wack to me.
The butterfly position I’d been dabbling in out of sheer chance.
Why does everyone always hate on missionary? I like it.. its very intimate.