{"id":5058,"date":"2012-08-06T16:52:17","date_gmt":"2012-08-06T16:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.puatraining.com\/?p=5058"},"modified":"2025-04-23T10:00:45","modified_gmt":"2025-04-23T10:00:45","slug":"how-to-deal-with-a-cockblock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.puatraining.com\/how-to-deal-with-a-cockblock\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Deal With A Cockblock (Without The Use Of Caveman Style Violence)"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Woman

Blast through the cockblocks<\/p><\/div>\n

I came across yet another cockblock a few months back… and I hate them.<\/strong><\/p>\n

They seriously have to be the most annoying people on the planet, they\u2019re there for one reason… to f**k up your game<\/a> and stop you from getting that fine looking chickadee you\u2019ve had your eyes on all night.<\/p>\n

The latest cockbloker was in a New York bar.<\/p>\n

I was there with my friend, relaxing after a whole day of soaking up the tourist hotspots in the centre of town.<\/p>\n

After around 10 minutes of being in there and catching the eye of a stunning brunette with her Shrek like friend, I decided to roll up to her.<\/p>\n

This is what I said;<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> Hey girls… I\u2019m with my friend over there, we\u2019re just visiting New York for the week and wondered if you had any suggestions for clubs or other cool bars around here?<\/p>\n

Shrek friend:<\/strong> We\u2019re not from around here ourselves, so couldn\u2019t recommend anywhere sorry. (Looking all angry and ugly).<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> Oh right, no worries. Where are you both from then? (Looking directly at the hot brunette, hoping she would answer).<\/p>\n

Shrek friend:<\/strong> We\u2019re from Oslo, we\u2019re visiting some friends and going home tomorrow.<\/p>\n

After 5 minutes of boring, time wasting B.S chit chat… I asked my friend to come over so he could wing me and remove the cockblock, so I could work my magic on the hottie.<\/p>\n

He reluctantly agreed and started chatting to her.<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> I\u2019ve never been to Oslo, but some pals of mine have and they love it there. They say it\u2019s full of very sexy women that know how to treat men.<\/p>\n

Hot brunette:<\/strong> Oh really? [LAUGH] Well, Norwegian women are very good to our men. [CHEEKY SMILE AND WINK].<\/p>\n

We flirted for another 10 or so minutes, I was using massive amounts of kino, reading her FBL (female body language<\/a>)<\/span>, talking closely so we were touching cheeks…<\/p>\n

…and then BAM!<\/p>\n

The disgusting beast that is her friend Shrek, appears out of nowhere.<\/p>\n

I can\u2019t see my wing, so either she\u2019s eaten him or he\u2019s gone off in a huff because she\u2019s so horrible to speak to.<\/p>\n

So imagine this… I\u2019ve spent 10 minutes, chatting to this hottie<\/a> and blatantly wants me only for that attraction<\/a> she has for me to be flattened in a moment, when her friend says:<\/p>\n

Shrek friend:<\/strong> Ok, we need to go now… this place is boring and we need to meet with the others.<\/p>\n

Huh? The cheeky little…!<\/p>\n

Then they basically both leave really damn fast and that\u2019s it, I\u2019m left there by my lonely self.<\/p>\n

This is just one of many cockblocking nightmares I\u2019ve experienced, so I\u2019m now well aware of they need to be dealt with now.<\/p>\n

So I\u2019m going to show you exactly how to deal with a cockblock, so you can get to the girl.<\/p>\n

What cockblockers do<\/h2>\n