7 Things I Learned From Hank Moody On How To Pick Up Chicks

7 Things I Learned From Hank Moody (Californication) On How To Pick Up Chicks

By Richard on February 22, 2023 Comments: 16

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When it comes to being a natural… there is no better teacher than Mr Hank Moody.

Even though he’s a fictional character on one of my favourite shows (Californication), I still can’t help but learn a thing or two every time I watch the damn thing.

Yes he drinks too much.

And yes he smokes too much.

BUT, he’s got sicker game than almost any other TV show character that I know and gets more ladies than he can handle.

Before I get into the life lessons of this beautiful man… I first want to share a few words of his wisdom:

How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?
I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.
Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck
A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.
You’re looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

Ya like that sh*t? Yep… the man is a legend.

I promise you that if you watch Californication, you WILL get better with women, and if you haven’t seen the show yet… where the hell have you been man!

Here’s a taster of the natural in action…

Ok… enough with the flirting, let’s get down to the things I’ve learned which you should adopt from this muthafuckaaaaaaa:

1. Be the alpha male bro

Don’t be afraid to step up and be more alpha when you need to be. Hank always acts like an alpha male when around women and men. If a guy tries to diss Hank, he’ll stand up for himself and the people he cares about most… you should do the same, never let anyone walk over you.

2. Persistence will always pay

If Hank wants something… he’s gets it, even if it means screwing a few things up along the way. If you’re persistent enough, women will respond to that and eventually give up.

3. Live life on your terms

Why would you live life on anybody else’s terms but your own? What’s the point? Well there isn’t one. By living life how you want to live it, random but opportunities present themselves to you and life suddenly becomes a bit more exciting… rather than doing the same old crap day in day out.

4. Don’t give a sh*t what others think

Obviously you can’t take this to heart and not care what ANYONE thinks, because you would be an odd dude. But certainly don’t care what others think of you. All that matters is what YOU think of you, how you see yourself and if you respect yourself, that’s it. This is one of the biggest rules when it comes to picking up women.

5. Quick wit wins

You don’t need to be a wordsmith like Hank, but it doesn’t harm you to work on your vocabulary and learn how to be more snappy with your banter. Hank always has a comeback no matter what the situation or person.

6. Friends and family first!

A real man defends his family and protects his friends… he also supports them when they need him. Nothing is more important than your family and close friends, it’s what makes life so special (cheesy words, but true). This means that you need to be willing to walk away from any situation so you can support your family and pals, women love this in a guy.

7. Suck it up and move on

Hank has been slapped, punched, hit over the head with a plant pot, run over and the man just keeps coming back. Whatever life throws at you, whatever women say to you… just suck it up and move the f*ck on! Don’t bitch or moan you woman!

Roundup

So as you can see Hank Moody is the man. Do yourself a mighty fine favour and go watch every episode there is of Californication… you will not regret it.

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